Shoulda been a song writer

I'm a naturally born song writer, people!


My talents lie within a very specific genre: spontaneous jingle commentary.  Meaning, I write songs on the spot about what is happening right now.

Currently on my hit list:

1)  Everybody, Everybody
2) Ima do my jobby job
3) Put it up
4) Time to go

But let's not forget the old classics:

1) I am talkin' to all of ya'll
2) I don't wanna go
3) Vegan chocolate chip cookies
4) Shut the f**k up!

I can smell my next Grammy...which will actually be my first Grammy.