Tuesday, May 31, 2016

World, stop taking selfies while driving


OK, I admit, I do it too. But we gotta stop.  One of us is going to get ourselves or somebody else killed. So, world, let's stop taking selfies and driving.  While we're at it, let's stop touching our phones altogether while we're driving.  Brains weren't meant to operate large machinery in lines of other brains operating large machinery whilst dividing their attentions between that and a small electronic device.

Friday, May 27, 2016

Motivation


Some teachers from my school got together and did a remake of Beyonce's Formation video and it is EVERYTHING!  The idea was to motivate the kids to work hard and do well on their EOGs (End of Grade tests).

I'm feeling pretty motivated by this, how 'bout you?

Monday, May 23, 2016

May is for Strawberries


First you pick them. Then you make a pie with them. Then you eat them.

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Too Old for This Sh*t?


College theatre buddy, Joe Pug, played at Cat's Cradle last night in Carrboro. We usually try to go and see him when he's in town (we saw him twice in Oregon!), even if it is a Wednesday night.  However, being a near 34 year old working woman, I've decided that shows on a school night, especially a rainy one, are a "no go" from here on out. 

Unless, it's Beyonce.

Or unless I forget that I said this, buy tickets to a show and then remember after the fact that we are in fact too old for this.

Horsefeathers guy playing a violin and a saw!

Joe Pug doing his thing

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

OK, Beyonce, just stop it right now because I just can't even...

I'm I've watched Lemonade 5 times now and I just...
I mean, I...
I...
I love it. I love it all so much. 
I'm speechless.
So there.

Here's a few of my favorite parts
Boom!

Hiding in the Tall Grass

Busting up Errythang in her Yellow Dress

In the Tub

Girl Power

Not Sorry with Serena Williams

Pigtails for Days and Dancing on a Bus

"I'm Just Too Much For You"

Redemption


Heart Eyes Emoji

Ah, Bey...




Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The other fun thing from the weekend



Baby shower, good friends, and dumplings!

Monday, May 16, 2016

Trail Races Are Fun!

This weekend I ran a 7k in the woods. The Philosopher's Way Race is one of my favorites in the area and it was a pleasure to run it this weekend!

Wendi and I posing before we start

Here we go!

Hiiiiii!
So swift

Running in the woods is fun!
The finish!

4.3 miles in the books.




Saturday, May 14, 2016

Just Like Old Times



Marissa is in town this weekend for her baby shower (whaaaaattt????!?!?) and we rounded up some of the old school Holt crew to celebrate Friday night just like how we used to do. Some of the new school Holt peeps joined us as well and it was just right. Love Marissa and love these people!

Friday, May 13, 2016

The Best Thing That Ever Happened


Every Thursday, Whole Foods of the Triangle Area hides a 25$ gift card somewhere in the Triangle area. They post clues on their Instagram account and if you know the location, you go get it and you win it!

Well, yesterday I figured out where it was and I went and it was still there at 4:30 and I woooooooonnnnnnn!
 I won! I won! I won!
I never win anything. Can you tell? And now I will go get a salad because that's about all you can afford for 25$ at Whole Foods. 

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Why is Everyone Trying to Sell Me Stuff?


Every time I look on Facebook (which I shouldn't do anyway because Facebook is the devil but I can't seem to stop) another person is advertising another thing that they are selling privately as their new amazing career.  Deals, kickbacks, job flexibility! Somehow everyone is making billions of dollars off this stuff without having to work at all.  Long gone are the days of Mary Kay and Tupperware parties, now you can pretty much get anything you want from these "independent sales representatives" who are your "friends" on Facebook: skincare, vitamins, jewelry, clothing, even sex toys!  I might be crazy, but I don't trust any of it. Not one bit. They all seem like a bunch of pyramid schemes to me.  And the scariest thing is that these aren't just random people trying to sell me this stuff. These are normal people, dare I say "friends", who I thought wouldn't ever be the type to get themselves wrapped up in some kind of pyramid scheme/weird business venture. But, who am I to judge? Maybe they really are making money, maybe the stuff is legit, maybe I need to get in on it myself...

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

My New Planner


You might not know it, but there is an entire subculture of Type A, planner people out there. They have instagrams, youtube videos, blogs, even entire websites dedicated to talking about their planners, how they use them, which planners are best, how to color code and catalog their lives and their kids lives.  These people use craft tape, stickers, and multi-colored expensive pens to somehow cajole themselves into having more organized, focused, and subsequently peaceful lives. Well, I am of the opinion that most Type A people enjoy their Type-A-ness to the point that they probably don't actually need expensive planners. Maybe they just really get off on going all Type-A on their planning. The people who really need the planners are those of us on the other side of the spectrum. Those of us who buy planners and then let them sit on the table for a year. Those of us who set goals and forget about them. Those of us who might even pride ourselves on our non-planny-ness. We need a little Type-A in our lives.

So, for this reason I decided to purchase a Day Designer. Google it. They are all the rage with the Type-A planner people; so much that they sell out in a few hours after their release each season. They do two releases each year: December and May. Personally, I like the idea of a May release because by May most New Year's resolutions and plans and have been forgotten and people need a new planner to get them back on track.  What I love about the Day Designer is that it breaks down goal setting to a specific process that makes one feel accountable. The Day Designer also has a place for To-Do Lists, Meal Planning, and Daily Gratitudes!   I have vowed to actually use my Day Designer to track my goals for the next year, write stuff down, track our budget, and bring a little of that Type-A focus to my life.

Monday, May 9, 2016

A Pittbull's Best Day

Saturday was this Pittbull's best day. Him swim, fetch stick, paddle board with him daddy, and dry in the sunshine.


Now him dead



Saturday, May 7, 2016

Coffee on the Regs



I can't think of one thing that I do as regularly as drink coffee.  I mean every day, first thing, without fail.  No questions asked. 

 I wish I could remember to take a vitamin/echinacea/zinc/magic potion/something else "good" for me like I remember to drink my coffee. Honestly, I don't even have to "remember". It just is and shall be.  And I start to wonder/hope that the repercussions of a daily coffee intake are good and not bad because imma drink coffee either way. Perhaps someone should create a tincture which could imbue ones coffee with things that are undeniably  "good" for you. There's an idea.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

I'm Coming For You, Bey

The Charlotte Observer headline read "Beyonce turns storm-interrupted show into something beautiful".
I'm sure she did, Charlotte Observer, I'm sure she did. #lemonade #slay

If you don't know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE Beyonce, then you don't truly know me. It was all I could do to not say "F-it" to our newly established budget and purchase a last minute ticket to the show in Raleigh last night. Instead, I will have to wait until June 7th, when I got to New York and see her with my trinity sisters, which will be well worth the wait. Carrie, Bekah, and I will be in Formation for damn sure,

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Fashion Disaster


While driving to work this morning, I decided that the short sleeve turtle neck sweater is the most unfortunate and pointless piece of clothing in fashion history. It truly violates all fashion rules of comfort, practicality, and cuteness.  Here's why: 1) When are you ever warm enough for short sleeves and want to wear a turtle neck?; 2) Hello, matronly. 3) It's just not cute.

There. It's been said.