Roller Barbee?

Today in post 17 mile run drunk with endorphins haze, we watched Whip It. A cute little coming of age story about high school nerdy girl turned roller derby champ with hipster clothes. It was, well...cute, and that's about it. But despite it's lack of cinematic prowess, it did inspire me to secretly want to become a roller girl. They all get awesome names like Babe Ruthless, Smashley Simpson, and Maggie Mayhem. They get to push people and skate really fast. I think I could be a pretty good badass. But, actually, ouch.