I'd like to assert that my palate is sexist. I believe this because 9 times out of 10, I prefer cocktails, coffee beverages, and snacks prepared by men. Why is this? Is my palate subconsciously having a sexual relationship with whatever I eat? Possibly. Would it be the other way around if I were a man? Are there others out there like me?
Perhaps I should start a support group. Sexist palates anonymous. Yes, yes I will do this. But, for now I am going to enjoy the delicious baby soy latte prepared for me by a MAN!!
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