Monday, May 9, 2011
A Solution to the Problem
Dear Famous People and Millionaires of the United States of America,
How about instead of spending your money on fancy dinners, jewelry, cars, vacations, couture clothing, and other crap, you give a little money to education? Just a little. Let's say you make 20,000,000 for your next movie. Why not give NC 1,000,000? Think of what we could could accomplish!
I'm very afraid right now of all the kids who are receiving sub-par educations due to the lack of funding. They will be running the world in 20 years and then you will not be able to make movies, buy designer fashion, invent new technology or even get the surgery that you will need to remove your head from your ass because the population will be too stupid. How are we to yield productive citizens who are capable of such things without the means to do it?
If everyone who was making way too much money just suffered enough to live a regular middle class life-style and gave a little cash in exchange for an educated youth, our country would be in much better shape right now. Just think, if you could model intelligent spending and generosity of self you'd be a true role model.
Sincerely,
Me and my gigantic soapbox
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