but...

Fashion trends that I just simply can not abide include but are not limited to:




Harem pants- unflattering, dumpy, and unflattering. Enough said.




Bubble dresses- no



Lace up booties- hello J. Lo circa Puff Daddy, era 1997. Ewe.



Long skirts- not unless you're 6 feet tall and 110 lbs.



Maxi dresses- again, not unless you're 6 feet tall and 110 lbs.



White denim- only, and I mean it, only if you are a celebrity or over 60 and currently residing in Miami.