The best thing ever

Avocados are so delicious! And good for you too! You put them on things, or just eat them plain with a little salt. I even considered getting an avocado tattoo for a brief time, and then decided against it for fear that I might try to eat myself.

I love avocados! I love them so much, I think I will marry them. Yes, that's right.

I will then be in a polygamist marriage with Jason and avocados.

I think we will all be very happy together.