Just for me?

My Bekah is a good Bekah. She writes plays and things, and wrote me my own custom monologue (after I harassed her into it, of course). She is wonderful and will simultaneously cut into your soul while making you laugh your ass off, after only having made you answer a few simple questions. Order yours today!

She has a blog too, which is far superior to mine. Read it and lover her like I do.

Now, I must practice my monologue and perform it for Edie and Viktor.